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PUNK ROCK BINGO HALL OF FAME
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February 2nd, 2004
For our press release this month I wrote one of those cheesy poems...
Roses are red, Vomit is pink,
Don't miss Punk Rock Bingo night because Love Stinks!
 and had some "Love Stinks!" buttons made for us to give out (they were a big hit, too) and now Hollywood has swiped my promotional tactics for the Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore film "50 First Dates." I guess great minds think alike.
I really enjoy our themed Bingo nights, so we're definitely going to have more of them and I swear this one was the wackiest of all. I recruited tipsy patrons and off-duty bartenders to help me hang tacky heart-shaped inflatables all over the bar. Plus it was Jeff Murphy's birthday and he drank 8 shots of Ass Juice before calling the X-rated game. It was fabulous!
During Punk Rock Bingo it seems as if there's always something sailing through the air. Sometimes it's broken crayons and pretzels but this time it was boxes of conversation hearts and pink condoms.
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The Official
Bingo Nite
Bowling Shirt
Sorry, this shirt is
no longer available
Steve!
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Kris was delighted with her pink elephant watering can, Vegas Baby Vegas ashtray from BowlingShirt.com and a button that said "Totally Hot"
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DJ Tiger of the Bargain DJ Collective
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Chris won a hot pink bingo dauber, a Curly and Spike t-shirt (they made our buttons!), a box of Brittney Spears Valentines and some other crap during the "Texas T" round
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John scored a books-on-tape version of
"The Private Diary of Lyle Menendez: In His Own Words"
and some puffy stickers in the Picture Frame game
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Happy Birthday Jeff!
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Tiger is afraid of little people
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DJ Rex Dart performs robot Kung Fu
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Birthday Boy Jeff drunkenly called the X-rated Bingo game in a most obscene fashion
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Rich (who helped blow up the decorations) won the highly-coveted ID Lube Gift Basket
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DC didn't win
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Paul (the brother of I Can Lick Any SOB's Mikey D) and his gal pal enjoy some beer and Bingo
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Vincent wins again! He scored an ID Lubricants "Got Lube" t-shirt and my favorite weird prize, a bottle of "Freshly Bathed Baby Fantasy" shower gel (insert your own Michael Jackson joke here) during the final game
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